Now booking Q2 retainers $8M+ in managed ad spend 3 spots left this month
Built by operators, not consultants

We run e-commerce brands. Now we help you run yours.

Joop Yellow Strategies is a US-based retainer agency built by founders who scaled multi-market Shopify brands past seven figures. We handle the CRO, ads, and operations work most agencies pitch — but we've actually done it on our own P&L.

$8M+
Managed ad spend
5 markets
US · UK · AU · CA · EU
7-figure
Operator track record
100%
In-house team
Retainer plans

Three ways we work with brands

Monthly retainers built around what your business actually needs — from focused CRO work to a fully embedded growth team.

Why brands hire us instead

Most agencies sell you frameworks they read about. We sell you what we use on our own brands every day.

DIY Generic agency Joop Yellow
Has run a real Shopify P&L Sometimes Rarely Daily, since 2022
Ad spend managed Your own Client budgets only $8M+ across our brands
Decision speed Fast Slow (approval chains) Fast (we're the operator)
Skin in the game All of it None We test on our own brands first
Reporting You build it Vanity dashboards Weekly P&L-first reviews
How we work

From first call to first wins

01

Discovery call

30-minute call to understand your business, current numbers, and biggest constraints. No pitch — we either fit or we don't.

Day 1
02

Audit & roadmap

Full review of your store, ads, funnel, and ops. You get a written 90-day roadmap whether you sign or not.

Days 2-7
03

Onboarding

Access setup, tracking review, Slack channel, first weekly review. We define the success metrics together.

Week 2
04

Execution

Weekly cadence: ship, measure, decide. Every Friday you see what moved and what's next.

Ongoing

Let's talk about your numbers.

30-minute call. We'll look at your store, your ads, and your funnel — and tell you exactly where the next 20% of growth is hiding.

Book your strategy call
Free. No pitch. You leave with a written audit.
How we operate

Four principles we don't bend on

01

Operators only

Everyone you work with has run their own store or managed real ad budgets on real P&Ls. No theorists, no juniors learning on your account.

02

Small client list

We cap our roster. If we can't give you a senior person's full attention every week, we don't take the work.

03

P&L first, vanity second

We report on contribution margin, AOV, and LTV — not impressions and clicks. If a campaign looks good but isn't profitable, we kill it.

04

Move fast, document everything

Decisions in days, not weeks. Every choice we make for your brand goes in a shared doc so you own the playbook when our work is done.